Apparently Wes and I, the untamed, rugged gentlemen in unorthodox neck ties lurking in the shadows at live shows behind those three good natured looking fellows singing lovely harmonies up front, are, statistically speaking, the members of The Darcys most likely to get injured in a cycling accident. Parallels could be drawn, perhaps, between the wild, careening rhythms we drive and the way we drive our bikes; but this is all speculative.
Today, having fallen off my bike last night and landed on my right hand, I spent six hours at Sunnybrook Hospital. Here is a numbers themed list of things I experienced there:
-4 separate waiting areas
- 40 pages of Swann's Way (or, as the French would have it, and by way of explaining my post title, Du Cote Chez Swann) the first novel in Marcel Proust's six volume Oeuvre In Search of Lost Time.
- 2 Tylenol number threes
-6 albums: 1. Radiohead- Kid A 2. Tobacco- F*^#ed Up Friends 3. Grizzly Bear- Veckatimest 4. Boards of Canada- The Campfire Headphase 5. The Walkmen- Bows and Arrows 6. Animal Collective- Merriweather Post Pavilion (on the subway ride home)
- 4 X-Rays of my hand
- 1 snuggly fitting splint

In addition to things noted on the list, I made the acquaintance of two women a few years my senior one of whom swore she had seen the Darcys on City Pulse 24's breakfast television, which we have appeared on in Calgary and Winnipeg but not, to my knowledge, in Toronto. Still, it was nice to get a little waiting room recognition. Another noteworthy incident: my doctor asked me to roll up the sleeve of my sweater to put on a splint. I now realize that this cardigan is so tight fitting on the arms that I will not be able to pull it over the splint without causing myself considerable pain. It is slung off to one side like a drunken super hero's cape. I am going to be sleeping in this sweater for tonight at least, fortunately it is a favourite.
Diagnosis: I am on the bench, so to speak, for tonight's practice. I am going to take Wes' advice, drink lots of milk and not smoke anything. I also took a multivitamin. Hopefully I'll be back playing on the defensive line soon enough, until then it's just me, Marcel Proust, and these Buffy the Vampire Slayer DVD's
Bon soir mes amis,
Dave